5:00am - 6:00am: Jamie wakes up with the girls. I remain unconscious.

6:30am - 7:00am: Roll my lazy @#$ out of bed and head for the nearest bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

7:00am - 8:00am: Hit the gym. I have been hitting said gym for over a year now and haven't managed to grow a single muscle. Maybe I need to start drinking some of those powder filled protein drinks that all the huge guys at the gym are always talking about. Or maybe I should just mix in a salad now and then.

8:00am - 8:30am: Sit down at my desk, turn on Howard Stern and go about burning out my retinas for the next eight hours.

5:00pm - 5:30pm: Do battle with the Fresno rush hour traffic. This is the only town where people will actually forge their own right hand turn lane as if they were blazing a trail through the rain forest.

5:30pm - 7:30pm: This is the best part of the day. Playing with the girls, feeding the girls, changing the girls ... you get the idea.

7:30pm - 11:00pm: Ahh adult time at the Scott house. Translation - veg in front of the T.V. or kill time on one of the many hobbies which have all but fallen by the way side. The most recent of which is photography, but my models went to bed at 7:30pm.