1) The girls can last for three hours in the car. After that, we have global thermal nuclear meltdown.
2) It is possible to turn a barn into a pimped out "party barn".
3) I can't throw a football to save my life.
4) Jamie can clean up in Texas Hold'em.
5) Changing a dirty diaper in a parking lot can be very hazardous to your health and that of your babies.
6) Sirius Hits 1 plays the same 10 songs and Timbaland is on every single one of them.
7) Guitar Hero while fun, is impossible to look cool while playing.
8) If I only pack one pair of shorts, I will inevitably want to wear shorts every day.
9) Two chocolate labs can create many land mines in three days.
10) If I had to live on a deserted island and could only bring one thing with me, it would be the internet.
* Foot note about number 5. I try to keep this blog PG13 so I won't go into too much detail, but needless to say, Chloe figured out how to create her own war paint ... and put it on her face.
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